and i never say i'm sorry at the end of the night: Archive

Feb 11th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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computer: EA games

me whispering: challenge everything

Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 26th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

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Jan 8th

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Dec 29th

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-spencerreid: “don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger

Dec 25th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 6th

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Happy December, yoooo.

Dec 1st

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Dec 1st

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Watching an HP movie

HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY. 
Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room. 
HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
Dad: GO. NOW.
 -walks to room and bangs the door-
 -opens the room door and shouts-
HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
Family: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Nov 15th

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I wish I could illegally download clothes.

Nov 15th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 15th

1,565 notes

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I brought my boyfriend's dog over to play with my...

Also they keep trying to bang and it’s exhausting trying to keep them apart.

Nov 14th

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Nov 14th

315 notes

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Nov 6th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 23rd

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If The World Was Run By Stoners

thingsstonerslike: we would say jinx you owe me a joint.

Oct 23rd

340 notes

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Oct 23rd

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My mom is bitching at me about how she does all the laundry, all the chores around the house; the garbage, the dishes. (No.) Now she’s moved on to how my sister and I always tell her there’s no food in the house when she buys healthy food and all we want to eat is crap. Woman, I don’t eat your food. I buy my own food. I’m never home. I wash the dishes that YOU dirty up....

Oct 23rd

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